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Believe me, my husband needs an outlet for his continuous stream of haikus, so I agreed to post one here. Besides crafting clever poems and posting them no more widely than the refrigerator door, he claims to be working on the “No-Preheat Baking” cookbook on account of his dislike of the annoying requirement that one must only put the pan of brownie batter into a HOT oven, as well as the “Same-Digit Microwave Cookbook”, also born of his desire for simplified cooking. At our house we all adhere to the tenets of single-digit microwaving theory, our most popular execution being the defrosted bagel at 22 seconds.

Empty shampoo tubes
Tiles whitened by soap scum
Who will clean the shower?